Born a midget with out arms but he has 2 left hands protruding from his shoulders, he has fused knees and walks like a Penguin. He’s built like a hobbit in greasy overalls and a beat up straw cowboy hat. This baby faced hillrod could probably be paid off in moonshine squeezins or Canned Meat. Usually smelling like a brewery, he's a hot head that comes out swinging if you don’t agree, then Elvis is still the King. He makes himself generally useful cooling off jealous boy friends that come poking round the show looking for Bryce. A little too much weed, one too many Tupac albums and he will arm wrestle you for a a peak at your girlfriends breast. He’s a passionate man who recently had a kidney transplant and lived on dialysis for 2 years. Gee, we guess you REALLY CAN find good help these days.
